skinflint
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|  Subject: Tap on the shoulder...  Sat 01 Mar 2008, 7:00 pm | |
| A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the pavement, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.' The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab...................I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.'
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Vicki
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| | Subject: Re: Tap on the shoulder... Sat 01 Mar 2008, 7:05 pm | |
| HAHAHAHAHA
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| | Subject: Re: Tap on the shoulder... Sat 01 Mar 2008, 8:13 pm | |
| | LOL,,very funny! |
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| | Subject: Re: Tap on the shoulder... Sat 01 Mar 2008, 11:06 pm | |
| oh my hehehehe
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| | Subject: Re: Tap on the shoulder... Sun 02 Mar 2008, 1:44 pm | |
| | LOL...that is a good one! |
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