Donna
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|  Subject: Just for fun...  Tue 08 Apr 2008, 10:06 pm | |
| There once was a young man,,who loved a girl so much,that he proposed to her that night.She was so happy and wanted him to meet her parents,,then whispered in his ear,,she would make love to him after dinner when her parents went to bed.
The young man was so happy but knew nothing about sex,,so he went to the local pharmacy and explained to the pharmacist what his intentions were that night,,the pharmacist explain everything to this young man,,explained about condoms also.
When asked if he wanted to buy the large family size box of 25 condoms or the small box of 5,,he replied,,the family box,,,I have a good feeling about this.
Later that night ,this young man arrived to the bride to be's home and sat at the table,,when he saw her parents,,the father immediatley said,,"Lets bow our heads in prayer".The young man did,,and when prayer was over he kept his head down,,,still silent for 10 more minutes.The young girl leaned over to the young man and whispered,,"I didnt know you were so religious" The young man replied".....I didnt know your dad was the local pharmacist"!!!!!! |
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skinflint
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| | Subject: Re: Just for fun... Tue 08 Apr 2008, 11:19 pm | |
| Hehehe. I've seen this before but it still gave me a chuckle 
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gayla50
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| | Subject: Re: Just for fun... Tue 08 Apr 2008, 11:32 pm | |
| oh my Goodness..
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Sissy
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| | Subject: Re: Just for fun... Wed 09 Apr 2008, 7:37 am | |
| That was funny. Thanks for the laugh.  |
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spirit4
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| | Subject: Re: Just for fun... Wed 09 Apr 2008, 9:40 pm | |
| ooops
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