skinflint
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Joined : 13 Oct 2006
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Localisation : Queensland, Australia
|  Subject: Other Xmas songs...  Wed 08 Nov 2006, 5:17 am | |
| Schizophrenia - Do you hear what I hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder - We three kings disoriented are
Amnesia - I don't know if I'll be home for Christmas
Narcissistic - Hark, the herald angels sing about me
Manic - Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and buses and trucks and trees and . . .
Paranoid - Santa Claus is coming to get me
Borderline Personality Disorder -Thoughts of roasting on an open fire
Personality Disorder - You better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell you why
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Agoraphobia - I heard the bells on Christmas Day but wouldn't leave my house
Senile Dementia - Walking in a winter wonderland miles from my house. In my slippers and robe....
Social Anxiety Disorder - Have yourself a merry little Christmas while I sit here and hyperventilate...
 
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